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"The Self-Cultivation of Chives: From 'Unity of Knowledge and Action' to 'Unity of Knowledge and Action in Billion'"
1. Knowledge: The white paper is torn apart, the K-line chart is scrutinized, suddenly enlightened at 3 a.m.—
"Blockchain is the future, all-in is now!"
Action: Open the exchange, hands trembling like an electric shock, in the end only bought $10 worth of dog coins.
2. Knowledge: Idols shout "Bull markets never end, buy more during crashes!"
Action: When the crash really comes, kneel and beg the heavens: "As long as I break even, I’ll uninstall immediately!"
(After breaking even in 5 minutes)
"Uninstall? Did I say that? Broaden your perspective!"
3. Knowledge: Mastered grid trading, hedge arbitrage, made 18 versions of strategies in Excel.
Action: When the market opens, forget everything, chase prices wildly, mental state more unstable than a roller coaster.
Finally conclude: "Strategy? Better rely on my sixth sense."
4. Knowledge: Heard that "Hold steady, ten years a hundredfold."
Action: Up 10%: "I’m Buffett!"
Down 5%: "Whales are targeting me!"
Final move: Cut losses at the bottom, miss the top.
5. Ultimate Unity:
In the group, ask: "Boss, can I buy now?"
Boss (replying from a secondary account): "Value investing, long-term optimistic!"
Then suddenly sell all holdings.
— Turns out, the "Unity of Knowledge and Action" is just "One set of operations, two personas."
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Summary:
The path of cultivation in the crypto world, knowledge is "I want to get rich quickly," action is "I survived."
The so-called unity is roughly—
"Mind in the Metaverse, wallet in the vegetable market, operations in jokes."
(Kind reminder: Jokes can make you smile, but don’t laugh away real gold and silver.)
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