CryptoZeybek

Sometimes, waking up at night and drinking my coffee on the balcony, questioning life and what I have experienced, I suddenly realize that I am not from Yozgat. I am filled again with the joy of living. After all these things, if I were also from Yozgat, I definitely couldn't handle it.

Sometimes, waking up at night and drinking my coffee on the balcony, I start questioning life and what I’ve been through—when, all at once, it occurs to me that I’m not from Yozgat. I’m flooded again with the joy of living. If, on top of all this, I were also from Yozgat, then there’s no way I could have handled it.

We have to live with a group of idiots who say “Commercial Intelligence” to scam customers, “Political Intelligence” to constantly fool the public, “Practical Intelligence” to tail an ambulance, and “Clever Intelligence” to abuse good intentions…

The whole world is talking about Netanyahu’s prostate. F***ing idiots.
That guy is shaking the world all by himself.

On Fridays, messages come to my phone so much that it feels as if all the saintly people, all the friends of Allah, are registered in my guide.

If a person insists on highlighting their profession when introducing themselves, it means they are saying that I lack character, but somehow I have obtained a position of authority. Look, even my PROFILE picture is related to my job, why? Because I have no other tricks; I am an idiot.

Stay grounded. Don't fall. Even if you fall, don't show it. There is no room for weakness in this world. This world is a world of the weak. Don't let them crush you. If they hit you once, hit back three times. We can't deal with this evil any other way. Goodness won't win either, forget about it.

Yes, all indicators show #bitcoin at the bottom, but it can go even after they throw you off the ship.

You need to get the Solcu curse, friends; whenever they curse someone, that person lives happily, healthily, and wealthy until their 90s.

We are focused on money and cash. I want them to find it quickly and call us rude.

I wish we hadn't let asexual reproduction be taken over by amoebas during mutation. No wedding expenses, no marriage stress. Miss you.